AMW

Find a gay guy.

Justin

The answer is simple: find yourself an available gay guy.

It is just a harsh fact of life that straight guys – as appealing as they may be - are off limits to gay guys. I’m sorry to have to break that truth to you, but it is an important one to learn because it involves the vital issue of respect. Straight guys are just as entitled to their sexuality as gay guys are to theirs. A hot theme currently being portrayed to death in today’s gay porn market is the notion that straight guys can be easily "converted" by gay guys who’ve got the goods and know how to use them, but that ridiculous notion is just a clever marketing gimmick designed to get gay guys like you to plop down their hard-earned money on website memberships. You are smart enough to know that no one could ever "convert" you into a player for the “other team”. I lovingly urge you not to embarrass yourself by attempting such a tactic in real life with the straight guy who has currently caught your fancy; doing so would be totally disrespectful. If R-E-S-P-E-C-T is what you want from straight men when it comes to your sexuality, then R-E-S-P-E-C-T is what you’ve got to show them when it comes to their sexuality. Your kisses and money may be sweeter than honey, but you ain’t got what they want. You ain’t got what they need. Find yourself a nice, handsome gay guy; and TCB with him. Let him be the one to show you your "profits" when he comes home to you.

I wish you fair winds and following seas.